Occasionally it's actually tough to be single. I was at a local bar 1 or 2 days ago and a guy walked up to me and said I'm hoping there's a fire fighter around because you're smokin'. Please. Don't try so very hard. This isn't easy for us either. We have about 5 seconds to figure out if you could be the individual we've been trying to find all our life, or just another guy who wants yet another fast score. These cheesy pick up lines don't make it any easier to work out who the heck you are.
What has 150 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper?
See what I mean. How am I supposed to work out who you really are when you open with a line like that? What if we begin dating and it turns into something special? Do you truly want our how did you two meet story to start with that line? I suspect not. So, I must presume any guy opening with that line is looking for one thing, and incidentally, it's not available.
I'm hoping you know CPR, as you are taking my breath away.
And, why are they called pickup lines anyhow? Is that your final goal, to pick up a girl? Pick up and what? So, girl pick up lines for guys, in my view, never need to be clever or clever. And for sure, they never should be purchased and paid for like the ones I just mentioned. The web is full of sites with hundreds of these one liners. The 1st time you read thru them, I must admit, they are a little funny. But as fast as a girl hears one in a bar they turn from funny to pathetic.
These are some of the most pathetic:
- Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
- Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
- Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MAN friend, come and talk to me.
- I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
- No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
- I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
- My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
- I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
- Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
- I only wish you were DSL, so I could get high-speed access.
So, should I give you some opening lines that truly might work? As a girl that spends a Saturday night once in a while at a local bar, I am going to say that offering to get a girl a drink will work with the right girl. The problem's lots of my friends will take the drink and run. So I understand your concern with this approach. what about when she is saying sure then you say lets grab a table and talk, Sick get the waitress to bring us a couple drinks. What are you drinking.
If she just wants the drink, shell blow you off. If she accepts, great things could happen.
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